Bring a Knife to A Tank Fight. What Will That Knife Be?

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
02/18/2015 at 09:25 • Filed to: None

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Remember, though: Even if this gunfight has the McLaren P1 GTR, Ferrari FXX K, Koenigseggs, Viper TA's and all that stuff, let's just say that we're in a stereotypical modern Call of Duty game.

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You know what I'm having.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Wheelerguy
02/18/2015 at 09:42

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Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Wheelerguy
02/18/2015 at 09:44

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6.48 on the 'ring with a 1.3 litre engine

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Leon711
02/18/2015 at 09:46

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While I'm inclined to think that this is a tank, let's just say that you're bringing a bolo.

Fact is, we all are bringing more than knives.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Wheelerguy
02/18/2015 at 09:48

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this more appropriate?

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Leon711
02/18/2015 at 09:54

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How'but the CSR. There. That's a bolo.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wheelerguy
02/18/2015 at 10:31

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Ariel Nomad.

I mean, if I'm literally going against a tank, I want to gtfo there ASAP.

And now going off-road is an option.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wheelerguy
02/18/2015 at 11:08

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So the PI GTR is as near as makes no difference $3 million, why not only spend a third of that on this?

http://jalopnik.com/5608167/lotus-…


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/19/2015 at 01:00

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It's still a tank. The biggest bladed weapon we're allowing is a katana, the smallest is what you'll find in an ordinary Victorinox.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Tapas
02/19/2015 at 01:11

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Well, we have the sickle now.


Kinja'd!!! MrPseudonym > Wheelerguy
02/19/2015 at 10:08

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I'll take the IFV, thank you.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wheelerguy
02/19/2015 at 11:35

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Let's be real the knife (swiss army knife) would be more like this:

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
02/19/2015 at 22:03

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I approve. You're in.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wheelerguy
02/19/2015 at 22:44

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And if properly trained and practiced you might really put a hurtin on them fancy 3 million dollar hypercars.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wheelerguy
02/19/2015 at 22:44

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That is the lowly 600 btw


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Tapas
02/20/2015 at 07:20

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125mph top speed is going to hurt you. Maybe if you cut straight across the middle of the 'Ring...


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > samssun
02/20/2015 at 09:30

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'Ring? What 'Ring? I was thinking of literally escaping from a tank.

Those things that have swiveling gigantic guns on an armored body - ya know?


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Tapas
02/21/2015 at 01:43

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Well where else would he be chasing you?


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > samssun
02/21/2015 at 04:10

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In all other more likely places you would find a tank?